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1. "Your balls don't scare me." -- Paul P.
2. Suzie, this is an intervention. We understand that you have a problem with oversized polyps, but you can't just leave them all over the living room like this." -- Kurt P.
3. "This is what happens to the sisterhood once the pants stop fitting." -- Rifah O.
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This week, it's raining madness and we're traveling into the heart of the jungle with the boys from Tropic Thunder -- a film that's absolutely hysterically insane. Ben Stiller directs and stars alongside folks like Jack Black, Robert Downey Jr. (as a black man), Jay Baruchel and Brandon T. Jackson -- all of whom play a group of actors shooting the most expensive war picture of all time. But when the real war comes a little too close for comfort, our pretend soldiers will need to get "in the sh*t" ... for realz. The folks behind our three favorite captions will helicopter away with one very awesome signed Tropic Thunder movie poster. Sound off below!
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(Page 1)2. Hey, remember when I kicked that panda in the balls? We could make millions!
Posted at 4:16PM on Aug 8th 2008 by akittell
3. Don't worry, I know a guy who can build an arc-reactor-powered electromagnet that will keep the shrapnel away from your heart. He'll put it right here.
Posted at 4:18PM on Aug 8th 2008 by Astin
4. I can't quit you.
Posted at 4:24PM on Aug 8th 2008 by Jared
5. Once you go Black, you never go Back...
Posted at 4:29PM on Aug 8th 2008 by Jack K.
6. This time Bubba's doin' the savin', Simple Jack!
Posted at 4:34PM on Aug 8th 2008 by Paul
7. Don't think for one second that I'm gonna carry your ass outta here!!
Posted at 4:42PM on Aug 8th 2008 by Dana H.
8. If you talk about shrimp, I'll bleed out right now.
Posted at 4:43PM on Aug 8th 2008 by John
9. And don't you ever, EVER, call me by that word! That is our word!
Posted at 4:50PM on Aug 8th 2008 by joey m
10. You complete me.
Posted at 4:52PM on Aug 8th 2008 by Kathi Fleming
11. I know who I am. I'm just a dude disguised as a dude playing a dude. But seriously... I am Iron Man.
Posted at 5:01PM on Aug 8th 2008 by Marlana A.
12. Damn man....that honkey messing with my old lady gotta be col' upside down his head bro.
Posted at 5:05PM on Aug 8th 2008 by Jason
13. You aren't Bubba, and I'm not Forrest, so please stop asking me to go "shrimping" with you. I'm not even sure what that means!
Posted at 5:06PM on Aug 8th 2008 by Kathi Fleming
14. 'As a dying mans request, will you please shave your ridicules sideburns'
Posted at 5:16PM on Aug 8th 2008 by Alex Farquharson
15. Downey Jr.: Is that...blackface?
Posted at 5:18PM on Aug 8th 2008 by Jonathan Kuhn
16. Kirk, you are the hottest white Australian black man i have ever laid eyes on.
Posted at 5:23PM on Aug 8th 2008 by Rebecka
17. Sure man we can remake Gigli, but you have to get another "controversial operation" before we start filming
Posted at 5:30PM on Aug 8th 2008 by Brent Todd
18. "Wait... you're telling me that YOU paid to see The Shaggy Dog in theaters TWELVE TIMES?!"
Posted at 5:34PM on Aug 8th 2008 by William Goss
19. Robert appeared surprisingly remorseful, even though had had been the cause of Ben's grave condition by popping out of his chest Alien-style.
Posted at 5:39PM on Aug 8th 2008 by Mike
20. He thought it an odd time for his dying friend to be complimenting him on his big, powerful black hands.
Posted at 5:41PM on Aug 8th 2008 by Mike
1. Just one last kiss... please.
Posted at 4:11PM on Aug 8th 2008 by LiqwidZero