Insert Caption: The Dark Knight
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1. "Yep, there it is: 'May cause redness and swelling of appendages.'" -- Jordan B.2. "Even Hellboy later admitted that night might be a new record for worst case of 'Beer Goggles'". -- Chaz K.
3. "I have to admit, Fresca doesn't really suit my personality." -- Dan N.
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Why so serious? It's Friday, and I think it's quite obvious that this was the week you crazy captioners have been waiting for! Yup, the Bat is officially back ... and to celebrate we've got one heckuva prize package for the top three captions based on the photo below from The Dark Knight (in theaters July 18). Give us your Gotham best, and you could walk away with one Dark Knight moleskin journal with Joker card, one Dark Knight black metal pen, one Dark Knight ladies' tank, one Dark Knight bracelet, one Dark Knight military hat and one Dark Knight mens' tee. Good luck! And don't forget to check back next week to see who won ... same Bat-time, same Bat-channel.

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(Page 1)2. "Porn does NOT help you brainstorm. Now turn that thing off!"
Posted at 4:22PM on Jul 11th 2008 by Miriam
3. Bruce: the online viral campaign for this movie is getting out of hand
Lucius: well, it's almost here so you can stop worrying about hearing about all the time.
Posted at 4:24PM on Jul 11th 2008 by Zamir
4. Riddle me this, Lucius - how'd they fit THAT in THERE?
Posted at 4:24PM on Jul 11th 2008 by The Addict
5. "Alright, now why are you recording me while I'm watching this video?"
Posted at 4:27PM on Jul 11th 2008 by Zander
6. I'm telling you, keep watching, this two girls one cup site is ::awesome::.
Posted at 4:27PM on Jul 11th 2008 by MosquitoControl
7. Well, yes Mr. Wayne I do see how 2 girls 1 cup will strike fear in the hearts of your enemies, but I think you should stick with the Bat theme.....
Posted at 4:28PM on Jul 11th 2008 by John
8. Seriously, I can't believe you read that junk. Cinematical is waaaay better than slashfilm.
Posted at 4:29PM on Jul 11th 2008 by Mike Z.
9. The files are IN the computer?!
Posted at 4:30PM on Jul 11th 2008 by Mike Z.
10. Damn Vista!
Posted at 4:32PM on Jul 11th 2008 by Mike
11. How did Perez get this picture of me already?
Posted at 4:32PM on Jul 11th 2008 by Cathy
12. That's the blue screen of death... we don't stand a chance.
Posted at 4:33PM on Jul 11th 2008 by jason
13. Bruce didn't have the heart to tell Luscious that his latest invention -- something he liked to call "The Internet" -- had already been invented.
Posted at 4:36PM on Jul 11th 2008 by Mike
14. "what do you want me to see? and why do you have that camera pointed at me? -- OH.MY.GOD!!!!! WHY?!?!?!?!?!"
Posted at 4:40PM on Jul 11th 2008 by symon
15. Whoa. Can you tell me where you downloaded the Matrix screensaver?
Posted at 4:40PM on Jul 11th 2008 by Jay
16. "Well what do you know.... The Dark Knight's gotten mostly negative reviews...."
:( ;)
Posted at 4:41PM on Jul 11th 2008 by ammar_keshodia@hotmail.com
17. Mr wayne, your secret identity has been revealed on Myspace
Posted at 4:42PM on Jul 11th 2008 by Phil Rogers
18. "Pandas sneeze just like People"
Posted at 4:43PM on Jul 11th 2008 by Zander
19. I don't understand Bruce, I keep opening your email but I all I get is that old Rick Astley song?
Posted at 4:44PM on Jul 11th 2008 by HybridAndy
20. No... here, let me turn the monitor on for you
Posted at 4:44PM on Jul 11th 2008 by lectoid









1. "Bruce, I was thinking about maybe making the suit a little more anatomically accurate..."
"We've gone over this, Lucius, no bat-nipples."
Posted at 3:44PM on Jul 11th 2008 by Matt