Insert Caption: Hellboy 2
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1. "Young couple seeks father figure, must have Hawaiian shirt, facial hair, and soft focus." -- Kurt P.See full image and all captions
This week we're celebrating our independence with a big, bad red dude named Hellboy. That's right! Guillermo del Toro, Hellboy and all his freak-ish friends are back to get their fight on in Hellboy II: The Golden Army, and the winners behind our three favorite captions based on the photo below will slip away with one Hellboy 2 t-shirt, one Hellboy 2 hat, one Hellboy 2 belt with buckle and one official Hellboy 2 poster. It's hot as hell outside, and come July 11 (when Hellboy 2 hits theaters), it'll get even hotter. Sound off critters!
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(Page 1)2. I don't care what you say, Zamfir's Flute Favorites cd is only worth ONE can of Red Bull.
Posted at 4:38PM on Jul 4th 2008 by Todd G.
3. That cd doesn't change the fact that we've got issues. Here, have a beer. . .
Posted at 4:45PM on Jul 4th 2008 by James B.
4. You think I'm better-looking than Batman, don't you?
Posted at 5:05PM on Jul 4th 2008 by Brody83
5. I don't get it. It's just two regular joes enjoying each other's company and some fine beverages. Oh. The CD. That is weird, isn't it?
Posted at 5:15PM on Jul 4th 2008 by Jordan M.
6. "I'm telling you, one can and you'll see it too....there's a guy with gills sitting next to me..."
Posted at 5:15PM on Jul 4th 2008 by Jordan M.
7. I'm tellin' ya, two cans of this stuff and that John Tesh cd will sound like an angel's choir.
Posted at 5:20PM on Jul 4th 2008 by Jenny P.
8. "You know I never loved your mother, right? Happy Thanksgiving to you to, junior"
Posted at 5:21PM on Jul 4th 2008 by Jirah
9. I'll need more than a six-pack if you want me to listen to Richard Marx...
Posted at 5:23PM on Jul 4th 2008 by Sara Awesome
10. "Hey, you know that the sugars in these things are carcinogenic? ah, the hell with it. "
Posted at 5:30PM on Jul 4th 2008 by kingsley ume
11. "Abe, have you ever drown yourself in one of these....never mind.
Posted at 5:34PM on Jul 4th 2008 by kingsley ume
12. Hellboy "Wanna beer?"
Abe "No that's ok.I'm just gonna go lay face down in the tub and listen to my cd."
Posted at 5:36PM on Jul 4th 2008 by crazy duck
13. Abe? Crap, I thought I brought Liz home from the bar...
Posted at 7:24PM on Jul 4th 2008 by Rich
14. A couple of these babies, a bearskin rug next to a roaring fire, and some of my homemade massaging oils will make this night complete.
Posted at 8:02PM on Jul 4th 2008 by Ben B.
15. Hellboy: "Relax Abe--I mean, who's ever heard of a fish that *doesn't* drink?"
Posted at 8:02PM on Jul 4th 2008 by molrak
16. What do you mean diet soda is bad for me?
Posted at 8:16PM on Jul 4th 2008 by Brent Todd
17. Yeah, yeah yeah Abe, Tecate and Air Supply go great together. Now tell me this: Where the hell are your nipples?
Posted at 9:44PM on Jul 4th 2008 by motomoto
19. Hey, I'm gonna need at least another six pack before you put that CD in.
Posted at 10:15PM on Jul 4th 2008 by Christian
20. We drink every time Rihanna says ella.
Posted at 10:51PM on Jul 4th 2008 by Joshua dos Santos
1. "yep there it is. may cause redness and swelling of appendages"
Posted at 4:37PM on Jul 4th 2008 by jdog28