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1. "That better be your shoe-phone, Max." -- David R.
2. "Um, I think we are just about in over our heads." -- Cherlyn
3. "I told you the Marie Antoinette spa treatment was a bad idea!!" -- Tim
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This week, we're searching for a little love (and advice) from Guru Pitka (Mike Myers) in The Love Guru. Our old friend returns to live-action comedy with this flick about a self-help guru who travels from India to the states to help a star hockey player whose wife left him for a rival athlete. Sound familiar? Have you found yourself in a similar romantic squabble as of late? And are you seeking advice from all the wrong people (like that guy with the wooden leg who keeps asking to square off against you in a game of naked Twister)? Well, look no further my fellow caption-ers, because the three winners from this week will prance away with one The Love Guru Guru Pitka magic 8- ball action figure (pictured right, click to enlarge). This way, next time trouble comes knocking at your heart, you'll have your own personal guru to help steer you in the right direction. Sound off below ...
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(Page 1)2. "everyone wanted to be John Malkovich" he thought, no one had the heart to tell him that no one wants to be Verne Troyer
Posted at 4:16PM on Jun 20th 2008 by Poppascotch
3. "You've all clearly taken it, so you may as well tell me which of you gave Clemens the HGH."
Posted at 4:18PM on Jun 20th 2008 by Matt
4. Okay, so the height of your careers are just a little below these ceiling tiles...
Posted at 4:39PM on Jun 20th 2008 by Matt Downham
5. I can't believe how bad we all suck.
Posted at 4:45PM on Jun 20th 2008 by crabbie
6. If you want to join the Lollipop Guild, fill out these forms, take a seat and wait for my assistant, Glinda, to call you up.
Posted at 4:56PM on Jun 20th 2008 by G
7. Reducto finally had enough of Freezoid, Zarog & Skon and opened his own law offices.
Posted at 4:59PM on Jun 20th 2008 by Rich
8. Head, shoulders, knees and toes.....
Posted at 4:59PM on Jun 20th 2008 by phil.dixon
9. You, sir, are no John Malkovich.
Posted at 5:00PM on Jun 20th 2008 by Kathi Fleming
10. No, hobbit, you bow to no one......we all bow to you.
Posted at 5:00PM on Jun 20th 2008 by phil.dixon
11. Really Mike? Really? This is the best you could come up with? "He's a midget, give him a tiny office." Great, after five years. You really hit it out of the park. Can't wait to do the same gag in Austin Powers: You Only Shag Twice or whatever.
Posted at 5:05PM on Jun 20th 2008 by Royce Ackerman
12. We're sorry, we thought this was a shrink's office.
Posted at 5:17PM on Jun 20th 2008 by Kurt
13. You should get rid of those "Eat Me" and "Drink Me" treats in the waiting room.
Posted at 5:49PM on Jun 20th 2008 by Mike D
14. "Gentlemen, ladies, thank you for coming. Just wanted to let you know I will be playing Mike Meyers credibility in this film"
Posted at 6:53PM on Jun 20th 2008 by MR.R
15. We really should cut back on smoking the chronic on our lunch break, because that little Dude is really starting to freak me out.
Posted at 7:02PM on Jun 20th 2008 by Annie B
16. I assure you all that your stimulus tax rebates will be arriving in the mail soon.
Posted at 7:30PM on Jun 20th 2008 by Matt N
17. "Thank god the set of Being John Malkovich wasn't destroyed in the fire. That saved us a lot of money!"
Posted at 7:38PM on Jun 20th 2008 by Gregory Rubinstein
18. Looking at Verne Troyer on set to the remake of Being John Malkovich, Mike Myers decided it best to do another comedy
Posted at 8:09PM on Jun 20th 2008 by GS
19. I can't believe I'm *literally* stooping to this level of humor.
Posted at 10:02PM on Jun 20th 2008 by andru
20. you guys are walking out of this crappy movie just like the rest of us
Posted at 11:19PM on Jun 20th 2008 by loumal
1. This is hard to say, but the reason I called the four of you in to my office is to let you know that you are being downsized.
Posted at 4:08PM on Jun 20th 2008 by rex